The one where I reply to some spam
Like everyone else who has an email account I tend to receive my fair share of spam. Most of the time I just delete it, sometimes I rant about it to my dog, and sometimes I try to “unsubscribe” from it (never with any success). But today, I have decided to find a use for it. I’m going to post a reply to some of it here, for our mutual amusement.
This is the latest bit of spam that I found in my inbox a few minutes ago. It seems to be from a woman (actually probably a machine) named Marcella Dolan, and it simply says this:
Subject: Want to be a hero in bed?
Are U Tired with erectile dysfunction?
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Want to be ready for sex in few minutes?
Reproductive and ED problems solution
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My response is this:
Yeah! I want to be a hero in bed. I’d love to be able to save the world, or even just a house all without leaving the comfort of my nice, warm bed. How do I do it?
No, I’m not tired of erectile dysfunction, but I am tired of all these emails that seem to think that I…
